she loves iron man, that's why
What do we say to the god of death?
Persephone: knock knock
Hades: who's there?
Persephone: it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane

shadowblinder:

Stop condemning female characters for having the exact same traits that your favorite male characters have.

Pride and Prejudice + text posts

violanthe:

From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif

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tinmantonystark:

what the fuck is Superior Iron Man? A mixture of Tron and the Terminator? Tony looks like a fucking android what in the fuck why is this happening to me I paid my dues with Civil War. I PAID MY DUES.

maverikloki:

deejohnes:

maverikloki:

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

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I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

hence:

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the-art-of-fangirling:

The Lizzie Bennet Diaries + text posts

jcatgrl:

copperbadge:

persinetteinthetower:

moriartythetease:

So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?

I need a book about a little girl whose parents had promised their firstborn to different witches and the only way that both ends of the deal were fulfilled was for them to have joint custody of the child.

I love it!

And then the witches, forced to share a cottage while raising their joint stolen child, fall in love…